We recently learned that J. K. Rowling is actually the author known as Robert Galbraith. It seems that she used a pen name and fooled us all. What an amazingly clever woman! She could be anyone. For all we know she could be B. P. Draper.
Now you maybe wondering, "How will we ever know for sure?" Well, I'm going to tell you how you can find out.
Step one: Buy a copy of The Complete Bubby Anthology.
Step Two: Encourage your friends to buy a copy of The Complete Bubby Anthology.
Step Three: Encourage your friends to encourage their friends to buy a copy of The Complete Bubby Anthology.
Step Four: Once everyone has bought a copy (ideally over one million copies sold), everyone should read the book.
Step Five: I will finally reveal the truth as to whether I am actually J. K. Rowling.*
* Just in case any of J. K. Rowling's lawyers are reading this, I am not actually claiming to be J. K. Rowling. However, if she would like to claim to have been writing under the pen name of B. P. Draper, I wouldn't complain about the extra book sales.