This is me (not literally... just use your imagination).
This is the latest sale ranking for the Kindle edition of The Complete Bubby Anthology.
This is me having fun with the poor sales ranking.
Any questions? I hope not. Rather, I'm looking for solutions - like the solution where you buy my book (I'll even like you if you buy the paperback edition)!
C'mon, let's make this sales chart into a half-pipe for me and my penguin friend!
On the plus side, given that Amazon claims to have over 1 million Kindle titles, this book may still be in the top 50% saleswise!